I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
Writing a book: The Evolution of the Douche Bag: From Popped Collars to Ed Hardy Shirts. Doing research now.
Make sure you include chapters on white sunglasses, spray tans, and toxic amounts of hair gel.
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
it was pretty much a given that i would lose my thong on dollar tequilla shot night
just so you know, you can get through airport security with handcuffs no questions asked
It's only 10 in the morning...josh is already on the way to the ER for trying to shotgun a beer with a sparklers sticking out of it on fire.
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
Apparently when your theatre teacher asks who the best actor of our time is, Nicolas Cage is not the right answer.
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
Well I accidentally flashed a 76 year old woman, i'm in a house full of republicans and Im almost drunk enough to give the gay rights speech so i'd say this wedding reception is going great
In Punta Cana for my bachelor trip, hopefully tomorrow my passport is blacklisted
SOOOOOO I just attempted to go to the gym, hungover. Ended up throwing up in the bathroom. I hope people think I'm just working out really hard
whenever dudes said you had nice tits you'd scream at them "This double push-up bra is full of deceit and lies!"
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