thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
so i'm sitting in his room drinking tequila from the bottle and watching harry potter. he's jacking off to some porn a couple feet away from me. at one point i look over and see that he's watching me instead of the porn. please help me figure out how warped it is that i found that romantic
At one point last night while tipping the bartender you looked at him and said "If I need money later, I'm taking this back"
I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
I slept with him that night and I'm not sure if my lack of enthusiasm was obvious but I found him eating ice cream in the bathtub the next morning. Mom will be so proud.
I've shit my pants 4 times in 12 hours... Never trust a fart when u pass 30
I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
Our group of friends now have more broken bones than reasonable excuses for why they're broken.
I've never been so tempted to check my phone during sex in my life.
I didn't pay $79 for lingerie for you to cum in 30 seconds
You gotta come over now. He is eating cupcakes while they are still in the foil.
It wasn't until after we began having sex again the next morning I realized I didn't know his name.
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