woke up this morning wit a massive hangover. walked to my truck and found at least 35 for sale signs, a stop sign, and a julie kim sign...need answers
yea, you decided to become a real estate agent last night on the way home from the party. You started bitchin about how Julie Kim was stealing all your buisness....
everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
Ha Ha the cop that just pulled me over would like me to tell you hi!
I'm so hungover even the car commercials make me nauseas
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he drank a monster margarita at dinner. had to ask me if it was dollars or minutes that ended in 60.
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
The couch is in the bathroom. I don't understand how that is even possible. I couldnt even fit that shelf thingy through the door. Come help. I am about to pee my pants.
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Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
His girlfriend left him for the pizza guy. I am not fucking kidding.
There's a 50-50 shot that I will wake up with an ass tattoo tomorrow.
Accent: check. Hot body: check. 8" dick: check. Feeds me biscuits in bed after rampant sex: check. Should I continue with my "Why I'm not coming back to the States" List?
They made Game of Thrones Oreos. Kill me.
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