Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
The kid in front of me is videochatting and typing to his gf. I should make poop/sex faces over his shoulder, right?
in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
Just hooked up on shake weight girl's dad's porsche. What are YOU doing with your life?
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
Tell me right now I did the right thing by not fucking my sick gf at 3 am with her family home... Tell me my balls hurt for noble reasons.
He puked over my shoulder into the toilet. The guy in the next stall sounded totally appalled.
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
I am now picking what guy I will hang out with based on how many Pokémon they live near.
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
Autocorrect changes "sex" to "sec". I have been so long without it my phone thinks I made a mistake.
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
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