I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
dude that bald bouncer just did a body shot off of brian and then kicked us out for trying to charge him for it
She texted her brother about how much she loved his hot tub. He responded three days later that he wasn't aware he owned a hot tub.
I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
You slammed your face into the toilet and declared you were moving your bed into the bathroom in the morning. Also, you insisted on crawling everywhere because feet are "overrated."
Oh okay well are you handling the "just sex part" like a professional hooker like I taught you?
I just realized I haven't got laid since the last time the Browns won.
He stopped mid-fuck to explain his choice in pillows. HE WAS STILL IN ME!
you told me you wanted to be a soccer mom with a high tolerance then you put the bottle to your face
All I'm wearing right now is a condom and a sock.
Just one?
Yup. One sock.
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