I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
Burnt my ear trying to use the bathroom blow dryer as a telephone.
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Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
WHO INVENTED HANGOVERS WHERE ARE MY CLOTHES
I'm not sending you pictures to jack off to. That's not what friends do
I hope your pay increase has gone through because I might need bail. This is not what I dreamed adulthood would be like.
Dude, did you really "knight me" and tell me I had permission to bang your sister last night?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Im pretty sure that girl just said "Im taking you home even if your girlfriend has to come too." Why are we here again?
I can't even properly respond cuz I'm ballsdeep in falafel
He makes bad life choices and drives a wagon, how is that not my type?
When I came she triumphantly exclaimed, "MUAHAHA VICTORY IS MINE!"
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
It’s a prereq for med school, so I hope the professor likes blow jobs
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