Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
it was like one of those moments where the couple runs together and kisses and everyone in the airport claps. but instead of clapping an indian guy walked by and said 'ahhhright! get some!'
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
i'm sorry, but my penis isnt the solution to your problems
You went around chanting "dinosaur period" and drinking tomato soup from the can.
WHAT THE FUCK. SUCH A BAD IDEA. YOU'RE NO LONGER IN CHARGE OF NOSE SUBSTANCES.
I consented to having my finger branded. How was your night?
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
You can wear my underwear. It'll be like old times.
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
He's only giving you free adderall so you can focus on his dick.
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
God damn you Coronavirus! I'm jonesing I got the itch. I would fully satisfy a horse for some Taco Bell or Perkins. God help me I'm going insane but I definitely don't want to get sick.
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