After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
I wouldn't really call it 'getting lucky' considering I paid her to do it.
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
I may have pooped in your shoe. or somewhere else in your closet. its unclear.
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Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
The liquor store guy just accused me of buying alcohol of minors due to how many bottles I got. The guy should be used to this from me.
Well, I'm hung over and my penis hurts - two signs of success
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
that awkward moment when you use blowjob jokes as a segue into coming out as bi
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She was here for a threesome... She doesn't have to put the new roll of toilet paper on the dispenser. She can leave the new roll wherever she wants!
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
The squirrels were at the front door. Dude I swear..
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
I’m literally naked drinking a beer and I gotta leave in 6 minutes for work lol
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