All I have in my fridge is chocolate cake, pizza, spicy mayo sauce, beer, and weed. I love college
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
when i asked what day 420 fell on this year, she answered so quickly i knew i found my soulmate.
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
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Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
there was a kid getting taken out of the waterpark handcuffed to a wheelchair singing "tryna catch me ridin dirty"
Last thing I ever expected to say, "Get your finger out of my ear or I will stop sucking your dick."
went out last night. woke up with a lisp.
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
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My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
It was hands down the most magical fuck I've ever had
It was the only fuck you've ever had..
I'm glad I didn't see Grandma stumbling drunk and peeing herself...it would be like seeing my future.
Who in their right mind would frost a cake with their butt?
I've been drunk texting you for weeks, and you watched me puke outside your house... I say it's time we meet in person.
Puked up breakfast after doing my first minze shot in a while, but that shot was to Trump losing the election, so it's all good.
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