I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
He passed out drunk on top of me. Fully erect. Still inside me. Woke up like 1 minute later, and continued.
mid-sex i was thinking.. these are not the right balls slapping me
So many lesbians keep hitting on me. I'm about to give up and just go home with the manliest one.
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
It's amazing how many friends she makes simply by carrying that flask of whiskey everywhere she goes.
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
See this is why people shouldn't jump into marriage. See what type of drunk you're engaged to first.
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
"I licked someones beard, because I can."
Def don't remember taking those pics I sent you...but it looks like I was in a car? Shit. Looks like my Uber passenger rating just went up exponentially.
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