whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
i was considerably less excited after they told me my present didnt have a penis
It's underwear night and I am literally in the bar wearing nothing but underwear and flip flops.
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
Crazy how fast a room full of drunk teenagers sober up when someone breaks his parents' new flat screen
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
YOU NEED TO STOP BLOWING DUDES ON MY COUCH AT MY PARTIES
YOU NEED TO STOP PROVIDING TEQUILA AT YOUR PARTIES
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
We need a full length mirror. I just ate it trying to look at my shoes on the toilet. But aside from a arm bruise I'm good to go
Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
I just woke up, its 6AM and i'm pretty sure the guy passed out next to me is 70% ugly...
Why is the microwave staring at me?!
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
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