Did we use protection last night?
Um, no...keep in touch, okay?
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
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You should try cooking mac & cheese naked sometime. It's quite relaxing.
There are 18k people at the game and I'm next to the one guy who pulls his underwear down to his ankles to piss.
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
Seriously my only wish tonight is to be at the club in a sombrero w my shirt off pouring tequila on bitches titties
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
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You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
I was planning out a scrapbook to memorialize my affair.......and that's when it hit me, I don't make good choices. On the upside, the scrap book came out great and I am glad I saved all the gate passes from the airport.
I just saw your mom take a body shot off an undergrad, please tell me you're somewhere near by.
Maybe the "i killed someone" and "tequila makes my clothes come off" comments freaked him out.
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