maybe you should take the dick out of your mouth before you start talking.
i did. i'm using it as a microphone.
I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
then she made me sanitize my hands before fingering her...i may have found my soulmate
My family just suggested tequila shots. I had Vietnam style flashbacks.
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We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
I was born in the year of the cock... How fitting.
all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
I forgive you, at least you vote. I found out my fuck buddy isn't even registered. I won't fuck a non respectable citizen.
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Look on the bright side, one day you will get to tell your grandkids how grandpappy got roofied on his 21st and woke up in a for sale house missing his shoes
At 38 I had to open a Snapchat account to communicate with my 21 yr bf. where is my life going.
I'm sorry I pissed in your bedroom and then woke you up when I tried to jump off the balcony
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
...i have a beer in one hand, and a chicken wing in the same. typical tuesday, right?
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