Nothing is worse than puking naked in front of strangers
Is it bad that John just came to my work to have sex with me bc I felt bad that he slept on his porch last night locked out and I missed all his calls?
Sophomore year, I fucked on your desk chair. I'm sorry. I love you.
I found her sleepin on the side of the house in the rocks. so i woke her up and yelled at her and she would only come inside if i let her sleep in the bathroom.
He dared me to drink a bottle of olive oil in exchange for a 30 pack... So much for loosing the freshman fifteen this year.
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
Not sure how a movie about Jesus has managed to make me feel insecure about my boobs but it has.
Remember that time I got suspended in eighth grade, well it was like that but I was on acid and wearing goggles
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
I'm drunk at 3:28
I'm jealous as shit at 3:34
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
He's taking me to Tao. This is going to be so weird. How do you go on a first date with a guy that has seen you naked more times than clothed?
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
Btw, how did you break into my room, and why did you decide that covering the mushrooms with a blanket was more secure than a lock on my door?
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