Do you think they could tell I was high on that conf call?
If she catches me sniffing the seat of her office chair again, she's either going to fire me or fuck me
After Sake bombs he tried to puke into an alluminum beer bottle and shot vomit streaks in a perfect V out the sides of his mouth and hit BOTH girls he had bought drinks for that night. He was like an Icon of Cock-blocking yourself.
Just asking. Could've given you a lap dance in a sombrero, drenched in corona and tequila.
God Bless cinco de mayo
I don't know, I kept pretending that I was riding an elephant during. It was actually really fun, but you can't tell him that!
So wait. Let me get this straight lol... you... are are considering offering fetish services to "trample and own" someone for $80 in order to pay for someone to come organize ur shit? Pure genius.
He fucked me so hard my nail polish actually chipped. I'm keeping him.
Sheila knows I only go down on her on Bastille Day. Valentine's Day we get high and watch The Neverending Story. THE SYSTEM WORKS.
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
I just have to decide what I love more, food or dick.
I used an explanation of Walking Marriages in the Mosuo Culture to successfully negotiate an open relationship. That Anthropology degree is finally starting to pay off.
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
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