What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
At one point last night while tipping the bartender you looked at him and said "If I need money later, I'm taking this back"
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
I got to explain to the guys at work today how i had no choice but to go to a gay bar because I was handcuffed to a lesbian.
At one point they were sandwiching me, both petting my stomach, mad dogging each other. Then they somehow telepathically decided to both try to pull my pants down. Such nice guys.
Good. Sleepy. In the middle of a pregnancy scare. The usual.
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
I feel like asking for a towel for after I puke before I puke to be more respectful than jus going outside to puke and coming back inside covered in sweat and tears.
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
He woke up wondering who broke in and rearranged all the furniture. He reviewed 11 hours of security footage before I told him he did it while whiskey-drunk.
I’m going to Lewinsky this place
That makes no sense, but it sounds terrifying
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