you kept eating the heads off the gummy bears and screaming 'euthanized!'
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
You were hopping up and down because you wanted only his strongest sperms to make it to the egg.
Darwin at his finest.
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I didnt shave my beard last night, so I could feel it while Im shrooming today
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
It's been 5 months since I last wore a condom.
Not including when spray tanning
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
It's like being the highest you've ever been, then doing about 20 shots, and chasing them with lines of coke. All while laying on the surface of the sun.
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Happy heartbreak day....you got chocolates, I'm eating them/ throwing them out the window at passing couples
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
Just cropdusted a little kid that wouldn't get out of my way in Kroger. Welcome to the real world bitch.
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
If it makes you feel any better, I can't find the goldfish I dropped like five minutes ago.
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
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