i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
Remind me if I threw up on you last night or if that was just a dream.
Sorry about blasting sandstorm on a loop when i left for work this morning. But maybe this will teach you to not come home trashed on a tuesday night with some chick and have loud sex till 4 in the morning. The walls are thin, remember?
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
You were laying in bed whispering and crying to the half eaten burrito saying "why am I shitting so much" and "what did I do to deserve this"
We jumped on a random trolley because total strangers offered us free vodka. We're not even on the route map as far as I can tell. I see now how those people died in "Hostel"... we deserve whatever happens to us tonight.
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
let's make a party pact right now just as precaution for this trip: ill make sure you don't piss yourself if you make sure I don't bang my cousins friends. deal?
I need drugs. Hard drugs. Today. Not tomorrow. Today. Something relaxing.
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
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