Midget sex pt 2 tonight
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
I think the secretary can hear it when I fart in the bathroom, how do you think she feels about that?
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why do the even put the "Please drink responsibly" on tequila ads? like has anything responsible ever come from tequlia. No. never.
The difference between what I would do for a regular Klondike bar and an Oreo flavored Klondike bar is astounding
He's having a heart to heart coversation with the keg about what he should do with his life.
Can you do me a favor and fuck someone with a car so I can get a ride home?
The least you could do before I go into your room is throw away the condom wrapper from the other girl I know you're banging.
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Can't tonight. I'm supposed to get drugs for some college kids. Just doin my part in helping to enlight america's future
You are the voice of reason. And I'm bringing wine. Like seriously this is his last chance. Don't touch me once, shame on you.. Don't touch me twice, shame on me
God gave me a talent besides one night stands. I feel like I should use it
if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
I am lonely and hungry. I need a girlfriend, but I'd settle for my mom.
Get the fuck in, we're going to Taco Bell.
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