He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
Hahaha. I am actually really tight for having a kid. Like really really tight.
i'm starting to get really nervous about the relationship i have with my cat
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
look out your window.... he's holding his iphone up like a boombox playing you beach boys
its 4:30 pm. In the mall. Just threw up into my hands. I love Vegas and Vegas loves me
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
Just be aware that next year I will probably try to seduce you to avoid going to the gym
Did you hear about Miss Teen Delaware? From the snippet they played on the radio, I knew exactly what porn company it was from. Maybe I should cut back
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
i gotta say this to some one...... my penis feels sooooooooo sooooooft, its amazing
like for real, sooooooooooooooo smoooooooooooooth its amazing
I can't wait for you to read this text tomorrow
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