Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
i wish exes would disappear into a world where we never have to deal with them again, and they can just create drama for each other. Then if they wanted to talk to us, they would have to apply to get a "visa" to come back to our world.
i was hoping the water fountain would somehow shoot out vodka this morning
she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
halfway through eating me out he goes 'oh that reminds me i have to buy fish for good friday'
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
Those foam number one hands, are the BEST socks.
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
My parents just told me that if I stop drinking I could do something great with my life...
They obliviously haven't seen you dance on top of a pool table then
I was standing in my mom's kitchen in only my neon green thong, eating pizza over the garbage can, and sobbing while he was yelling at me.
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
Do you realize our room single-handedly hooked up with most of that wedding party last night?
On the plus side, he ate me out and gave me an orgasm. But he also talked about robots during sex and mispronounced it like the dad in the goldbergs and called them “robits”
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