Reasons why i shouldn't be drunk and upset: i'm going to a boy's
OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
I have demons in me.
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
he said the way to his heart was through his stomach, i told him if he wanted to eat my food he had to eat my kitty
smooth operator
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
i chugged some hot sauce before i gave him head. i think a burning penis is a great way to say fuck you
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
You don't know how badly I want to just hold you as a soup spoon holds a bisque
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
im going to smoke a cigarette and reflect on my life choices
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