I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
and then he said that the only reasonable explanation as to why I got swine flu was because all I ever do is join the bandwagon
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
the bar tender told me i could keep an air matress in the backroom.
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Exotic beer tasting at my apt right now and by that I mean I bought random beer and I'm drinking it on my balcony
Plus now I feel weird sleeping with you. It's like shooting a three legged deer. It's already at a disadvantage and couldn't get what it's full potential deserves.
Rather than admit to myself I've spent $756 at the bar this month, I'm just going to pretend I gave it to a homeless person...kind of makes me feel better.
WE'RE MOVING TO IRELAND!!!! DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST BOOK THE DAMN FLIGHT!!!!
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
Who died my cat blue again?
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