just met our mailman at a party, he asked me out. i said yes, but only if he picks me up in the mail truck. how jealous are you
After she threw up on my floor she started singing "this is why I'm hot."
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
We planned for the zombie apocalypse. In great detail. Of course there was booze involved.
Got hit on at a funeral service by cougar. I think I just got Reverse Will Ferrell'd.
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
Ill give you a 4 hour blow job if you make my nephew go to bed.
1st rule of birth control pills: do not stop taking birth control pills. 2nd rule of birth control pills: do NOT STOP taking birth control pills.
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
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