For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
Professor used "ROFL" while grading my paper... Do I even go to a real college?
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
you handed the cop a condom last night and said "it's all about protect and serve right?"
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i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
lets just say that i have already today: gotten drunk, got in a fight, got stranded an hour away from home, found a ride, sobered up, and slept. woken back up, and here i am. its been a long day. Day drinking is bad for friendships.
Just pretend you're riding a unicorn through space. Thats how I deal with the stirrup situation at the gyno office.
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
There are cops on horseback in our back yard
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i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
wow, being home for Xmas is freaking weird on tinder. I went to high school with everyone I'm matching... The fact that this many jocks like me now is a huge ego boost from my lack of glory days.
...and I'm done. I just matched two boys I used to babysit without realizing it.
For future reference, don't put tape on your nipples. Ouch.
Another guy on Tinder just asked about "the hotter girl" in my pictures. I fucking hate being your friend.
He just showed up in boxer briefs and loafers with only his phone and condoms
I tired using vodka to remove my makeup
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