Why did we buy the only spinning apartment on campus?
I an trashes at a wedding. Hotbcousins here I come. Agh.
After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
oh hey just found a glowstick in my tits. fuck yes new years eve
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
Somehow I gave him blood blisters on his dick...I don't know if I'm that good or that bad.
to which he commented "you must really like me on top". I didn't have the heart to tell him that was the only way the room stopped spinning
Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
I JUST WOKE UP WITH MY UBER DRIVER
Well just saw that professor I hooked up with on campus and I look like a dumpster baby
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
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