True story: Just left my solo cup on a cop car. Yesss
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
My birth control alarm just woke me up from my dream where I was pregnant. Thank god.
Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
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Freshmen girls are like potato chips you can't have just one.
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
I woke up with a pinecone in my hair. A full pine cone.
I lost a shoe at the club last night, I think that's when I decided to go home.
That’s talent right there. Maverick and Goose type shit.
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he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
I woke up with my converse still on and a plate of pasta next to my face, if that gives you any indication of how my night went
I just got a rock from a customer. Weirdest. Tip. Ever.
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
Shelly has the weirdest luck. Dude offered her a job riding a bucking bronco and it was not porn or stripping but an actual g-d cow.
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