There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
how do you say happy birthday to the guy that almost got you pregnant? i cant just write the same thing as last year.
I'm sorry i ruined our friendship with a boner
Dude he's the best wing man ever. He starts creepin' on a woman, and she clings on to you out of fear.
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
It's like you're the one guy who got the "girls have clits" memo.
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
don't care how drunk i am. my dick was like "nope, not doing it, you can't make me and i was like oh yes i can"
I woke up with a dick pic from the ex-Mormon via email. Not really what I wanted to see before my first cup of coffee this morning, but I gotta say, I'm impressed.
We kinda got asked to leave the strip club and on the way out, you fell again. When you finally got up we got a standing ovation from the girls behind the bar and you took a bow. It was awesome.
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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