Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
I would blow Magic Johnson for a pack of lucky strikes right now. Post-hiv.
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
He was hiding behind my bedroom door. at noon. Wearing a t shirt. And a condom. Not attractive.
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
He kept walking up to every girl at the party saying "Hi, I'm George Clooney. No I won't marry you." He left with three girls.
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
I just shotgunned a beer and my lipstic didnt BUDGE. MERICUHH
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
If you can't beat em, make them send you dick pics so they can't do anything stupid again.
You'd think it'd be fun living next door to a guy whose neck you once licked. Surprise, it's not.
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