no more stoned jack in the box. this is the third night in a row.
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
Ok, but If I make this happen, my first born son gets to fuck your first born daughter
I found out that my first kiss was an Italian. Even in kindergarden i knew size mattered.
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We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
I just want to point out that nothing makes my hickie/hangover more obvious than sleeping in a scarf and sunglasses. nothing.
we're a generation of lazy underachieving stoners and uncreative overachieving automatons. you're golden
I've been on this train for an hour and this women has been on the phone and all she's said is "guuurrrrrlllll, gurl, gurl." I may commit suicide.
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
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I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
I might as well walk around wearing a sandwich board and accept the fact that I'm dying single.
Oh dear God, they have a song about Mom...
I have already been up, showered, had a cup of coffee brought to me, added a little rum to cure the hangover, had sex and kicked him out and it's only 1pm. Successful day so far.
She doesn't even give a fuck about angle. I seriously gotta start doing like penis yoga or something.
They offered me pot brownies in 7 minutes flat. Imagine my horror when I had to be like, are those gluten free?
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