I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
i think i have herpe
just one?
we need to stop having unprotected sex.
ya i know. we're like the secret life of the american whores.
and thats when we got a drunken mammogram in the middle of cvs pharmacy
She said, and I quote "how do you run with something that big between your legs".
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
Pretty sure I just shit out pure stomach acid. I'll explain after you take me to a hospital
Just burnt my nuts with a cigarette. Don't ask. I hate life.
i swear i just dislocated a hip staying still
I found the crust to my pizza under my covers that's cool
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
I'm shaking a cocktail while in bed. Is that bad?
There is a french fry attached to my steering wheel and a note that says "eat me yum yum" can you explain this?
I was not drunk enough for that final.
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