I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
I just got carded by a ten year old.
FYI, grandma is already drunk and using a bed sheet as a table cloth.
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And then you told me I had large hands and looked like a girl who would have an illegitimate child that I never talked about
guy next to me on the train just pulled out two bottles of gin and a block of cheddar. is slowly making his way through all of them.
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
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Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
The angle I tried to shoot a load on her face was unfortunate. I accidentally came on the David Bowie tribute she had out. Oddly, that made it more erotic.
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
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