kristin has been a bad kristin
Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
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the beat of "birthday sex" is shockingly similar to my dry heaving rhythm. it's making me nauseous all over again.
I'm confused about why you felt the need to ask me to buy you life alert for christmas at 3:28 this morning.
It was just a reflex. BOOM I kicked her in the face
Nothing like banging your nurse in the shower while staying in the hospital
Literally just had a girl put her street name into my phone. Yeah.
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I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
She left a blunt and poutine on my nightstand with a note saying "went to the gym. be ready for round three when I get back" I love Canadian chicks
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
It's my birthday. I should be drinking mimosas in a top hat, not working.
i walked into her house and she introduced me to her family. i dont think she understands the term booty call
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
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