oh and i feel obligated to inform you that there will be no sexin' because it's 'lady time' for me. so this ain't a booty call.
No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
I climb out of my sunroof. I mean its kind of embarrassing but part of me feels awesome and ninja like.
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
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PS August 29 of last year was when you ran over my foot. Facebook just reminded me.
you had acid sex with the barista. why is my bucket list your tuesday?
I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
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We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
I said he looked like a lumberjack and that's when he came. I guess he liked the beard compliment?
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
COVER ME IN BACON THATS MY FETISH
ACTUALLY ITS NOT, I HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA WHAT AWAKENS THE MONSTER BELOW THE BELT
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