how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
You said you couldnt get the condom on but "its the thought that counts"
he confused my yawn for an orgasm
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
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The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
I feel like I have to sign a death waver before I have sex with him...
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
She got drunk on the air plane and pretended to be an elephant for an hour...Atleast the kid behind us enjoyed it.
Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
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He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
So after my hot dog popped out of the bun and fell to the ground I tried to pick it back up and eat it. He had to kick it away from me to stop me from trying to pick it back up and eat it. I like him.
The guy who was interviewing me asked if I had coke on my pants. You win this time Las Vegas
Hey does the gas gauge in your car work?
Nevermind...we figured it out. Heres a more relevant question, does your insurance have roadside assistance?
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
What do you mean you haven’t had the fantasy of getting anally penetrated by a tentacle monster?
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