do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
Definitely just saw a grown man at wal mart wearing high heels and carrying a baby
What the fuck were you doing at wal mart?
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
Even my vagina gasped.
My 16 year old coworker just told me I should take my job more seriously after she watched me puke in the backroom trash can. Fuck teenagers with morals.
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
Just woke up with an eye that wont open, a half eaten piece of pizza on my chest and a raging boner.
You know I'm dangerous when I have make-out withdrawals
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
I'm two shots in and wandering around Barnes and Noble with $58 in singles.
I appreciate alcohol much more now that I have to be sober sometimes
Dude... I had a dream that I was getting high for the first time. I got to experience my weedginity again. It was glorious.
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
I just came rly close to telling a dude that I want to chew on him and there should be an oil painting of his ass up in the louvre before I realized that isn't how flirting is supposed to go
Wasted. And I have 5 pounds of potatoes that I'm responsible for.
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