marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
I twisted my ankle last night doing a super high five with 3 inch heels on.
Just wondering why in an apartment full of stoners there is half a waffle in the TRASH CAN. get ur shit together man
i sneezed during and he said it felt like i gave birth to his dick...then asked me to do it again.
I'm way to drunk for this play. I'm about to run up on stage and drop the main character
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
Halfway through lecture, some kid in the front row threw up IN his hands. Professor held the door for him to carry it out.
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
Wait.....I ate a raw potato lastnight.
I also woke up on my floor. Naked. On a pile of clothes. With my head in the trash can. And a sheet over me.
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
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