Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
Just had a girl agree to give me a blowjob in exchange for wearing my jacket during class. Talk about successful negotiations. Best day of my life
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved?
She's sitting on the couch buck naked, eating a cupcake for dinner. I'm breaking new ground as a parent here.
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
We ended not having sex. I didn't want to explain that I was wearing a Unitard because all my socks and underwear were dirty.
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
Dude. The only thing that I use less than my dick is my tennis racket. We need to play.
I saw Nicolas Cage's face in the moon. Those were good shrooms.
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
I know it was your bday but bringing a airhorn and blowing it yelling "buy me a fucking shot" in the bartenders face was a little uncalled for
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
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