I tried booty calling last night but apparently he was too tired and wants to meet up tonight. I told him planning defeats the purpose.
she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
everyone thought he was too sick to make it, but he showed up. Ten minutes in and he's doing vodka shots with nyquil chasers
trading diseases for a hangover? that's either a really good decision or a really, really bad one. we'll find out if he wakes up tomorrow
Its a good night to get drunk in my onesie.
Apparently I yelled "no stop it" in my sleep last night when he tried to cuddle with me.
Oops, guess its official. I just use him for sex.
Note to self: last nights makeup does NOT, under ANY circumstances, look good today.
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
Judging by my bruises, I know I took more than one tumble. I probably pulled u down w me, and then punched you in the knee. Been trying to find a place to fix my phone between naps today. Almost no place accepts hand js as currency these days. 2013 is gonna be expensive and whorey.
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
Nah. After about 5 shots he decided he needed to clean the gutters. We're headed to the hospital now so meet us there.
I've never met a penis that didn't think I was awesome.
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