they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
There really should be an "avoid ghetto" option on my GPS.
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
he was shitfaced drunk and couldn't walk but could still recite the top 10 in order from the first season of american idol. impressive
Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants?
Both?
i said she could sleep in my bed and she goes "iiiiiiii warned you. iiiiim a cuddlerrrrrr!" slightly regretting this..
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
Just warning you the last time I had captain Morgan I gave a blow job to a guy that looked like Jesus.
Our friendship would be less complicated if your dad didn't think I was forcing you into having gay sex with me
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
Last night I passed a kidney stone as I came inside her. Worst. Experience. Ever.
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
You don't know happiness until you've got to smoke weed inside taco bell and then eat all you want for free
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