so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
last time I sleep in the lobby. woke up to some girl asking me what floor I lived on. somebody put me, couch included, on the elevator.
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
oh and then you called a time out with your penis
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
When I tried to give you a hickey, you karate chopped me in the neck.
Watermelon juice. Makes everything better. Gin. Wine. EVERYTHING.
Well that was the first and last time I've had to write "divorce party" on a request time off form. I'm throwing it for my mom. What is my life turning into.
When I am this hungover I become increasingly grateful for having my own private office
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
If you have been drunk at one point during the day and are going to bed sober that same day, something is very wrong.
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