Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
Blonde 1 is sitting on the floor crying and blonde 2 is asleep with her face in the toilet. This isn't what I had in mind when they asked me back
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
Did I mention I should never take 5 Xanax and drink?
I sort of figured that out when I found you sitting on the roof of your house saying we could get in through the skylight while I called the locksmith.
Walt said he was feeding me so I wouldn't die. that's why there was pasta in my room
Like will they card me for my own whiskey in shampoo bottles?
I was a plus one at an intervention for a person I didn't know.
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
My Dachshund waddled into the room carrying a rolled-up pad in her mouth with period blood. This day is clearly off to a good start.
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