I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
He's having sex with his gf again. Every thump of his bed against the wall is insulting to our one night stand.
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
Hey. I thought you were saving your 80s playlist til marriage.
that's how you measure success
By how bad my vagina hurts on a Tuesday morning while I'm trying to figure out how I got white girl wasted on a Monday?
Hey where the fuck is the rest of my beer? Lets start this day off right
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
It's 2016 and I'm somehow banging the milkman.
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
If God is analyzing my life right now extremely proud or dissapointed but either way I took wednesday night drinkin to new levels
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
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