I'm at work and it's 1:30. I need a beer. is that bad?
Welcome to every minute of my life.
I can't go out tonight I need to save my money for important things.....like rogaine and ecstasy.
My porch is a mess of peanut butter and tostitos...thanks for that.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
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Did you know you could bring s cooler of beer to the nail salon?
You coulda licked the floor this morning and got drunk.
On the train at 650am after a night of clubbing and running away from a new zealander who was buying us beers but also licking windows
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
FYI you are now my emergency contact at plan parenthood
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Just brought out that old CCM hockey helmet. The one covered in sharpie penises with "DRUNK BUCKET" written across the front. The number of tally marks / initials from tonight's drunk stunts alone is equal parts inspiring and alarming.
I flashed my cleaning lady and don't remember who I went on a date with. I know who I woke up with though, that counts right?
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
you know you need to get laid when: getting wrestled to the ground in a self-defense class turns you on....p.s. this is a booty call
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
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