yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
Is a box of franzia too insincere of a gift for "i'm sorry I backed into your toddler with my car"?
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
trying to imitate man vs food after 12 shots doesnt mean youll get laid
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Walked in on my boss having phone sex at work... and somehow this didnt bother nor embaress him
We're shaving superhero symbols into our pubes. I call dibs on Batman.
I have a fantastic sense of humor but being called a merman isn't funny
You don't come back from leaving a bag of shit on someone's counter Jill
Stop talking and go back to bed. You're in the kitchen in your underwear and slept in your car.
The best walk of shames are on the highway
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