Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
I'm at the airport and there's a guy wearing all camoflash to go hunting .. Should I bump in to him and say woahh sorry didn't see you there?
you should have walked with me to my car. you just missed a girl rip off her bra and throw it into a dumpster and scream mardi gras
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
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You know how I said I'd never worry about my roommate? Well I just walked in on her masturbating to Star Trek.
Did she boldly cum where no one has cum before?
You left your underwear in a sandwich bag on my kitchen counter.
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
It's very rude to dive mouth-first into someone's crotch without knowing if their wife is cool with it.
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Seriously, you just banged the guy that wishes his dog happy birthday on fb. That's fucking adorable!
HOLY FUCK i just remembered we had bows and arrows and firecrackers last night
and flaming arrows and vodka
how did we not set your garage on fire
The bar brought brought it upon themselves, they played billy joels piano man before closing, it's not our fault the bar isn't a bar anymore, right?
Someone signed my nipple.
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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