Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
This morning I saw a frozen puddle in front of my RA's door and I laughed, assuming someone poured water in hopes that she would slip and fall. That's when my roommate told me I had peed there last night. Thank you Captain Morgan!
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
My roommate's all sad and is crying and the chick I want to bang is in the room and Nic Cage is on fire. What the fuck.
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Fingerblasting some girl on the deck tryna get her to fuck on a lifeboat
Why isn't there a super hero that comes to the aide of really high kids when they kill their car battery?
it's the amount of time you spend on preventing me from puking that really cements this friendship
HOW THE FUCK CAN YOU NOT REMEMBER WHIPPING IT OUT AND PUTTING ON THE BAR?
By the way, you're banned for life.
So i just remembered that thing i use to do with your butt because of shark week.
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Three Decembers later, I'm looking at this fuckin Santa lingerie I bought and just realized my stocking never got stuffed....
Jesus when did you leave my house? I found 2 bottles of wine, vodka, and a book with blow all over it wondering if I was read bedtime stories
His name was Dragon. For real. How do you not sleep with a Dragon? Don't judge me.
He caught me shoving meatballs into my mouth using my hand. Fuck utensils. It’s Christmas...and this is why I’m single.
They are good meatballs.
It's a family event: you have to drink. No way around it. Its the law.
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
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