How was your Memorial Day?
Don't remember... but I do have an American flag painted on my boob signed by a Staff Sargent... Oh God, I hope that's his military rank and not a nick name.
I hate when my naked walk-arounds are interrupted by someone knocking on the door
on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
She compared sex to doing dishes."You scrub them until they're wet."
Im sending over a girl who thinks youre in the next twilight movie
your the best winggirl ever
It's like that depressing moment when you drop your cocaine in the snow.
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
my cat just photo bombed my nudie.. does this qualify me as a cat lady?
I'm not entirely sure that the guy that just texted me is not on drugs right now. I'm also not entirely sure that he isn't about to be incarcerated.
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
I sign my lease Thursday, I'm about to be released back into the wild.
I'll make missing person signs.
You're a good friend.
My vagina is very pro this idea
Here's a rundown of my night alone. Danced my ass off in the kitchen to FleetmacWood. Drank a little bit. Ordered $40 worth of Chinese food once the drinks kicked in. Picked up said Chinese in dirty sweatpants and slippers. #livinglife
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