Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
She looked at it and said "your dick is like the golden gate bridge."
He just came into the room wearing nothing but a Speed Racer helmet. I think he just invented a fetish.
I have to keep checking she's breathing. This is why we don't drink on Sundays
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
Dad stumbling and puking in the White Castle parking lot = Father's Day success
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
In other news: I massively over-caffeinated this morning. Everything is vibrating and I can SEE THROUGH TIME
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
He lit my hand on fire and bought me chicken nuggets. I'm in love.
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