My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
There's this guy beside me dancing with this girl with no panties on. When I looked at him he said he's babysitting his bestfriend's girlfriend since he can't come out.
What a good friend
yo dude i was totally schwabbin last night.
what does that even mean?
you ever see those charles schwabb commercials, where the people are like half cartoon half real.... well yeah i saw that in real life.
How was last night?
She looked like Delta Burke in her fat Designing Women days ... and she just left like 2 minutes ago. Right after breakfast.
His pick-up line from last night: "I bet you cant climb these stairs right now." Needless to say.. it worked.
Dude you make losing your phone an art. You left it balancing on a two liter bottle in the kitchen. Wtf
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
Things we need. Powerade. Water in fridge. Mixers for vodka. And reality checks.
Meeting his dad and brother for the first time at the jail while I'm bailing him out ISN'T exactly how I pictured this relationship going....
How do you tell someone who's buying a pregnancy test to have a nice day .... Like how
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
When I said I wanted you to make noise during sex, I didn't mean mocking ones.
Will you fuck me while I eat my burrito though? I'm kind of hungry.
We poured all the Fireball on the Slip and Slide and long story short I have two black eyes.
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
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