we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
if I want to go home with a foreign boy, please feel free to let me go, sober me gives you permission to let drunken me do it
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
Just so everyone's clear, it was already on fire when I got there.
WHY DO YOU ALWAYS PUT THE PLUG IN THE SINK BEFORE YOU PUKE IN IT
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
I'm with some lesbians. Somehow I offended them and the Justin Beiber one told me I was fat.
I just tried to pass the bowl to my dog for 2 minutes before I remembered she isn't human. It is 7:27 am.
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
Officially hit an ultimate low today. I was so hung-over I threw up on the ground in front of the jousting display in the London tower. But on a positive note, Brits are very understanding when you vomit on their history.
I refuse to shit my pants for anyone except Cher and Christina Aguilera!
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