how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
You're just telling me nice things because you came in my eye.
I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
before we even ate breakfast we'd found an eighth of weed in some old purse she never uses. it was gone by lunch
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
Anxiously awaiting my period drinking Hershey's syrup from the bottle. Don't judge me
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
I seriously want to say to him "Do you know how many blow jobs you could have gotten this summer?"
Hold on I'll be right there, I can't find my arm.
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
guilty
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
I was trying to be good but he showed up with dinner and wine and I exploded. Like a bomb. A dirty, sexy bomb
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