I definitely managed to work the word "aforementioned" into the conversation.. At least I'm an intelligent sexter.
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
I have to bobbypin his pubes for us to have sex. The other day he wanted me to braid them.
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
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I'm proud of you, you were pretty classy last night, you didn't puke AND you didn't take off your shirt, except for those two times in the corner.
He is dating a girl who is on the Olympic shooting team...I've never been so scared to hit on a guy with a girlfriend in my entire life.
What?! Why else would they put table cloths on a table if not for discreet oral sex? That's why they were invented! Read a book...
Well when I got home you were sitting at the table eating cold, leftover taco meat. I'd say you were pretty far gone by that time.
Dying on my bathroom floor at 7 am, I would rather be eaten by a shark right now
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Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
Floor bacon is actually really good
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
ATTENTION: just found out of have strep. if we have had sex in the past week, might wanna go to the doctor. if you plan to have sex with me in the next 20 days go buy some condoms. stupid antibiotics.
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