you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
If there is ever a next time, care about me enough to lube it up no matter what my drunk ass says
My cha cha got a haircut
thank god. going down on you was like chewing on astroturf
If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
surgery went fine. i cant breath out of my right nostril though. lets not eat peas anymore when we are drunk.
you called me and cried until i agreed to record a rap about our lives with you
He ran headfirst into the atm. Thenasmed us what our spirit animals were...he said his was either a dolphin or a cabbage
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
He barely got in the door before she began to shriek like a banshee and punch him. His rainbow wig is still hanging from the front porch as a "warning to all other clowns".
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
Oh god...Did I just fuck a sugar granddaddy?!
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
"I mean like shit happens" should never be an excuse for anything
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