hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
you were carrying a trash bag around insisting it was your purse. I'll let you guess how your night went
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
maybe next time you shouldn't be drinking alone watching intervention at 3 am and no one would think you needed an intervention.
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Apparently 'she used to sleep with my brother' is not an acceptable answer to how do you know each other.
the manly guy you want to date so badly? he's at the club. as a drag queen. wearing higher heels than you own. think about that.
I think I'm a wingman for every guy who bangs a girl I scarred in highschool.
Then he shook the next streetlight but this one broke and fell over. He told me, "This is the part where we run."
she asked me to come back to her house where "hopefully her kids were asleep". that my friend is what i call a dealbreaker
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this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
I'm officially disproving the fact that a hoe never gets cold bc this hoe is COLD.
We just fucked in the park on a bench and a guy with a dog walked past us and the dog walked right up to us while the guy stared at his phone.
I didnt know whether I was going to vomit or orgasm because I was feeling both sensations
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