her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
You're earring is so big in my mouth
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
i distinctly remember leaping through the apartment to rescue the clam chowder burning in the kitchen
Oh my gosh they are following me around the bar
Blow your rape whistle
All I want is tacobeell and your body
that's my favorite sentence you've ever said.
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
You are driving me to get new toys, i am test driving them on the way home.
We are taking your truck.
I don't need no damn man when I have the cock-a-nator 2000.
i'm eating chex mix in the shower while texting. i feel accomplished.
I am literally so hung over that I just opened up my emergency kit, got out a survival meal replacement bar and ate it.
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