And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
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NoShamevember. You game?
I love you. We're gonna celebrate your 21st by putting people in duct tape bikinis and pushing them down tequila slip and slides
I'm really high and I'm watching this show where Gordon Ramsay goes to other people's restaurants and just yells at them about things.
Can I borrow you for, like, thirty minutes so you can lay on one boob and rub the other until I fall asleep?
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
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This guy is selling weed on the train. Like... Straight up. No fucks given.
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
we're forecasting high levels of inebriation into the evening with dropping temperatures late at night
I'm not sure if I should pay him or he should pay me, but someone should get paid for the sex I had this morning.
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
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